See Where We Land
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
holding anger is poison. it eats you from inside. we think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. but hatred is a curved blade. and the harm we do, we do to ourselves
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.
Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.
DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR
Wherefore art thou Boneo?
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.